Have YOU ever wondered where you came from? Wondered where your ancestors “kicked it” hundreds of years before you were the gleam in one of their descendants’ eye? Well, in this episode, the citizens of Friendlytown will be getting their results from all of the best off-brand genealogy tests: 22.99 and Me, Ancestry.biz, and all the others.
TUNE IN as our residents engage in these moments of personal discovery and epiphany about why they are the way they are. Continue reading
Friendlytown is a weird comedy show, and this may have been the weirdest fucking thing we’ve ever done. If you don’t know, now you know. That’s all we got. Continue reading
If you’ve read your Friendlytown history books, you know that our town was once an unincorporated territory split by QEDopolis and Bonhomieburg until July 2, 1981. Our Independence Day always gets overshadowed by the U.S. one on the 4th, but not this year. This year, we’re getting our best storytellers to hype up the people, places and events in our contentious, surprisingly bloody fight for autonomy. Our Mayors in the Friendlytown Historical Society will re-enact pivotal moments during the war, regale us with tales of the many battles, and impersonate some of the great Friendlytown war heroes. Continue reading
Ah, youth! Unfathomable in this day and age! Alas, youth continues to happen and these youths need a place to go to flourish. That’s why we opened up the Friendlytown Skate n’ Dash, where the fine young people of our fair town can go skate and have a good time and be complimentary to one another in a variety of manners. It’s Couples Skate night and we want all of these couples to showcase their best qualities as the onlookers look on! Will they get along? Will they do the opposite of getting along? Will they do the Bart Man in the middle of the skate floor and inspire others to do the same? Only one way to find out! Continue reading
Straight from my brain to your ears, my brand new album Modern Life is Awesome is out today and available for purchase! I will update purchase/streaming links (iTunes, Amazon, [shudder] Spotify, and more) as they go live over the course of this week. For now, order your digital, LP, or cassette copy directly from me via … Continue reading
If you have love and life questions, call Friendlytown Psychic Hotline for a free reading and get the answers YOU NEED. Join us as we unveil our town’s brand new service that lets you know the REAL secrets behind your destiny. Our Psychics are telling us that this episode is GREAT and if you don’t listen, a misfortune will befall you! (Misfortune may vary between losing your chapstick, and setting off a sequence of events that will result in the heat-death of the universe). CHOOSE WISELY. Continue reading
I’ve shared this here before, haven’t I? Probably, I dunno. It’s a great poster by Boston McCown. I’ve been crazy busy recently with the album release stuff and Friendlytown’s Second Bell Festival appearance on Saturday (as well as caving to join Instagram to promote these things but mostly share photos of my cat). Anyway, come … Continue reading