In January, my friend Evan Valentine sent out a timely tweet which inspired me to rewatch these videos that some friends and I produced for Hexagon 2009 in DC. They are the funniest thing that Hexagon ever did. Here they are, in their glory, on the 10th anniversary of their creation. God bless you, Skip Maraney. … Continue reading
I gave a much shorter, infinitely less coherent version of this spiel as a toast at Shoney’s on December 17th, mostly out of respect for my fellow Mayors and Citizens. Also, I was in sugar shock from the high-fructose buffet. If you’re reading this, you probably know a good deal about me. You’ve probably known … Continue reading
When preparing merch for the second Sonic-Simon Comedy Weekender Tour in March 2016, Sean Simoneau and I wound up turning the scraps of the paper we’d cut down for our risograph posters into bookmarks. Every one was different, and we wound up giving most of them away on the road for gas money or as … Continue reading
Chomping at the bit for the release of my new album Modern Life is Awesome on August 28th? Want to whet your appetite with some vintage Tyler jokes in the meantime? Of course you probably don’t, but I’ve got news either way! Head on over to the iTunes store and check out my first album Yeah, I’ve … Continue reading
A half-baked idea (ca. 2013) by Tyler and Ted H. 1 gram of weed you can’t get in a dispensary A porno VHS A sign with bite marks A Jesus candle A piece of junk mail sent to a star’s house That’s as far as we got. Continue reading
There comes a time in every comic’s life where he or she must make momentous yet difficult decisions about the state of their career. These decisions must never (and can never) come lightly, as they directly impact both the person in question as well as all of those who work closely and learn to love … Continue reading
I’m sorry; I have an affliction that makes it impossible for me not create dumb bullshit like this when I see some kind of opportunity. I haven’t seen a doctor about it, but I think it’s called “existing in 2017.” And sorry I’ve been quiet for a while; I was finishing my PhD. A lot … Continue reading
