We recently discovered just how much we were spending monthly for our city’s storage unit, and given some upcoming budget cuts, we’ve decided to go and empty it. With the help of our Mayors and City Council members, we’re going to go through some of our most beloved items and decide which things we just can’t bear to part with. Special appearances by comics from New York and Mobile!
Brace yourselves, THE MIDWEST. Details and stuff coming soon.
Attention, bearded dudes in flannel shirts rolled up to your elbows! It’s time for Friendlytown to open up our very own craft brewery. Our official Brewmaster Liz Brooks is this week’s host. Not only is she presenting our concepts for the coolest, most trendiest craft beer facility possible, she also brought her very own home brew, which we all had to taste when we got onstage. Budweiser or Coors will be buying us out before we know it!
THE. TRUTH. IS. OUT. THERE. Or so says our city council. We’ve been hearing a whole bunch of strange accounts of extraterrestrials showing up around town, seen out over the Affable Ocean and even around the burnt ruins of the QEDopolis. This week, Detective Donnie Marsh visits us from places unknown (Chattanooga) to get to the bottom of this. He interviews various Friendlytownspeople about their claims. ARE WE ALONE? WHY IS MY CAPS LOCK STUCK
We just assume every town does this, you know, bringing a consultant in to help us set up an agglomerated dating profile at a city council meeting. Fortunately, Friendlytown’s love guru St. Thomas has all the right questions to get us on the path to sweet, sweet romance.
What would our town be without a Public Access Channel? It would be Van Gogh without a brush, truly! So, we took the money we were going to spend on scholarships or something like that, and we opened up a brand new local access network, Friendlytown Access Public Television, or FAPTV. To inaugurate our channel, we invited Pittsburgh local access superstar Jägermeister Templehof (“Yeah, You Like This”) to host the proceedings. We apologize for the lack of visuals on the radio broadcast here, but you can go to the Official FAPTV website here and enjoy everything in all its splendor.
Originally posted on NARAL Pro-Choice Ohio:
NARAL’s The Morning After is a production of NARAL Pro-Choice Ohio. https://youtu.be/nNxLYYkgAik%5B/embed%5D This week, Kelley hosts the show for her first time! Kelley’s guests are Columbus comedians Pat Deering and Brooke Cartus, two of the stars of Stand Up for Choice. Stand Up for Choice is a regular comedy show…
In honor of the (sorta) one-year anniversary of ‘Friendlytown is Hiring,’ we decided to invite our one-man HR department Shane Rhyne back so he could fire our asses! Of course, he had to inform us what we were being fired for and give us a chance to explain ourselves. Listen in!