After over two long years of having to deal with the scourge of Mayor Chasteen’s talent, charm, and inexorable occasional mustaches, we are finally getting rid of the bastard! He has decided to move to Atlanta, and to that we say: not before we banish you first. So, we have decided to gather many of our city council members (and a few interlopers) to propose why or why not Aaron should be allowed to set foot on Friendlytown soil ever again! Continue reading
Monthly Archives: February 2018
072: Friendlytown Has an App for That!
This week, we were visited by the very wealthy, important, and black-wearing smartphone mogul Stevia Jobs. She was very patient with our city council members, as we presented ideas for the next big thing in Phone apps. She did not approve of any of them, and then she hid, onstage, for the last 5 minutes of the show. It was great. Continue reading
Performing with Full Disclosure at Modern Studio Tonight!
Come on out to Modern Studio tonight at 8 in Happy Holler to see me and Sean Simoneau make a special appearance opening for Full Disclosure Comedy. Haven’t I written about Full Disclosure here? They are a long-form improv troupe that, since last year, have included Josh Lampley (Friendlytown). Though I’ve known them personally for … Continue reading
070: Friendlytown Enters the Goblin Cave!
The Goblins – tough, self-made, multi-millionaire and billionaire tycoons – continue their search to invest in the best businesses and products that Friendlytown has to offer. The Goblins will once again give people from all walks of life the chance to chase the American dream and potentially secure business deals that could make them millionaires.
The Goblins are billionaires Harnald Gravvsund, world famous explorer, cartographer and builder of fine ships; dog taxidermy mogul Ethel Mord; and legendary adult film actor and producer Jank Plowgood. Continue reading
An Emotional Day and Milestone for Me
There comes a time in every comic’s life where he or she must make momentous yet difficult decisions about the state of their career. These decisions must never (and can never) come lightly, as they directly impact both the person in question as well as all of those who work closely and learn to love … Continue reading
067: The Friendlytown Piss Goblins Need a New Coach!
The Friendlytown Piss Goblins football team are in a bad way this season! And the only solution we’ve found is, no matter how much money it costs our city, to blame everything on the overpaid coach and fire him! So, we need a new one. Time for open auditions, or at least a forum for our townspeople to submit ideas for who or what will bring the Pissgoblins back to their 1998 glory! OH WHY CAN’T IT BE 1998 AGAIN WHY Continue reading
Great Interview with Matt Klinman about Facebook
http://splitsider.com/2018/02/how-facebook-is-killing-comedy/ There may be a bullshitty click-bait title, but as this brilliant interview suggests, that’s what Facebook has reduced us to. I read this for the second time this morning and it made me just as angry as it did upon the first read. I’ve never been a big fan of Funny or Die (or … Continue reading
066: Friendlytown Cleans Out Its Spam Folder!
FRI3NDLYT0WN N33D5 TO G3T R1D 0F ALL TH3S3 D4MN SP4M M3SSAG35. 0UR S3RV3RS 4R3 CL0GG3D AND 0UR T0WN5P30PL3 CAN’T G3T THR0UGH 2 US. Boy, I sure hope iTunes doesn’t put this in some other font that makes that unreadable! Anyway, we called in some IT experts to help us, but there is a lot of Spam for us to get through, and it’s pretty off-putting. Continue reading
Sonic-Simon 3.0: Flour to the People (March 9 – 14)
SEAN SIMONEAU AND I ARE BRINGING JOKES, SILLY LITERATURE, AND HOMEMADE BREAD TO THE MIDWEST. YOU WANTED DATES, YOU GOT ‘EM. WILL UPDATE WITH MORE DETAILS AS I HAVE ‘EM. Friday, March 9th INDIANAPOLIS House Show w/ Katlin McFee and more! (Write for details) Saturday, March 10th PITTSBURGH Hambone’s (4207 Butler St) w/ John Dick Winters … Continue reading
065: Friendlytown Gives Thanks!
Everything Thanksgiving here in Friendlytown, we get together at Friendlytown Hall to tell the people just what we’re thankful for. Our chief Thanksgiver, Saint Thomas, took the helm this go-round. Want to know what we’re thankful for? Like, REALLY thankful? Then tune in you silly goose! Continue reading