Monthly Archives: April 2018

082: Friendlytown Canonizes a Patron Saint!
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082: Friendlytown Canonizes a Patron Saint!

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(Live at the Pilot Light 4/2/18) FRIENDLYTOWN NEEDS A PATRON SAINT! Someone to look to when we require comfort and clarity in spite of hearing Uncle Terrence tell us for the fiftieth time how he won that wing-eating contest in Ann Arbor almost 15 years ago now (those poor butterflies). But who, or what, would best soothe (or exacerbate) the struggles and strife of Friendlytown living?

Hosted by the Pastor of the Friendlytown Non-Denominational Churthedralgogsque (Chur-thee-drul-gogsk), Beth Tomkins. Continue reading →

081: Friendlytown Fixes EVERYTHING (Post-Festival Edition)
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081: Friendlytown Fixes EVERYTHING (Post-Festival Edition)

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What a mess. Friendlytown hosted a music festival and now the entire town is in tatters! Cars have been ransacked, buildings have been overturned, statues have been defaced (no really, someone knocked the faces off all our statues) and now it is up to the Friendlytown Town Council to fix everything!

The Council has appointed Mayor Sean as the Emergency Crisis Management Czar and given him power to call upon the other mayors of Friendlytown to concoct solutions to the multitude of festival shenanigans.  Tune in and hear about how they fixed things up while magically staying under budget! Continue reading →

080: Friendlytown Used Car Emporium
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080: Friendlytown Used Car Emporium

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It’s our 80th show!!! Are you tired of taking the bus and having to bike in the rain while aggro dudes in pickup trucks call you homophobic slurs? Are you tired of having to leech rides off of friends? Do you want to beef up (no pun intended) that carbon footprint of yours? Of course you do! So, look no further than Friendlytown’s Used Car Emporium. We got fields of cars in various states of operability, and wait until you hear from our team of salespeople, including a return from Eastern European sporting legend Bogdan Ivanovich. Recorded live at the Pilot Light, 3/19/18 Continue reading →

079: Friendlytown Pizza Party!
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079: Friendlytown Pizza Party!

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We successfully sent Mayors Tyler and Sean on a wild goose chase to Cleveland, so we could have all of this delicious, delicious Friendlytown Pizza to ourselves! Listen to us as we eat it and discuss it! LISTEN! Also, listen for a cameo from Mayors Tyler and Sean, who sent us a video via live satellite hookup or something.
So, sit back, relax and enjoy an hour of the finest new programming that FAPTV has to offer. The best part about podcasting it is that you don’t have to stare at the ranter’s face. Continue reading →