In honor of actual veterans who fought in actual wars, we here in Friendlytown decided to recount some stories of the numerous skirmishes (not legally compoundable to “wars”) that Friendlytown has been involved in. Who could forget that one skirmish with all of the fast food franchises? And that other one? Yeah, you know? Of course you do. You wouldn’t be a true Friendlytown citizen if you didn’t.
Maaaarge, it’s happening again…. Come on out and join me and my good friends at Sugar Mama’s on the 100 Block of Gay Street downtown. I’ve got a fresh new batch of questions to test your mettle as a true Simpsons fan. Nothing after Season 10; that is my promise to you. Plus, in addition …
When we founded our community, we just assumed everything would operate on the honor system. Shockingly, this has not worked out as we expected. That’s why we brought in our very first anti-nonsense celebrity judge, Judge Shane!!! Our citizens stood as defendants on the most heinous misdemeanors and pleaded their cases. Then our audience-jury decided who went free and who has to serve time or pay some kind of fine. These punks learned some valuable lessons!
Hey, Knoxville. Join us in Friendlytown this Monday night as we premiere samples of the hottest new shows on our Local Public Access network, Friendlytown Access Public Television (FAPTV). We will also be making BIG announcements about the future of Friendlytown Public Access. We also look forward to welcoming special guest-host Jägermeister Templehoff from Pittsburgh, …
For Part 3 of our Friendlytown Ecological Series, we’ve decided to try out a Mad Scientists for the community. You know, one with ZAZ. One with a vision. Tune in and hear some of the proposals we got from some of the best Mad Scientists from all over the area.
Okay, so we fucked up. Someone over at the Friendlytown Ecological Terrestrial League of International Field Experts (FETLIFE) forgot to carry the one, DARYL, and we realized we actually have space for one reintroduced species. Hear our scientists with their suggestions!
We in Friendlytown are trying to do our Ecological best! And if that means eliminating one (1) species, then so be it! We’ve consulted with scientists from the Friendlytown Ecological Terrestrial League of International Field Experts (FETLIFE) and others, so back off!
Last time, we talked with the Directors. This time, we brought Friendlytown’s true thespians in for a deep discussion about what inspires them, and in some cases we even get solo performances of some of their greatest scenes that they’ve totally done before. Special appearance by Kate Sedgwick (Louisville). Music by Criswell Collective.