Monthly Archives: March 2018
078: The FAPTV Premiere of ‘Hot Wheelz/Hot Takes!’
On March 5, we brought together all of the powers that be from Friendlytown Access, Public Television (FAPTV) to premiere our brand new show, Hot Wheelz / Hot Takes, where we all sit in our cars and complain about banal shit into our phones! If the timbre of the American public and inexplicable popularity of Chewbacca mom are any indication, the people don’t want exhaustively produced programming – they want disposable pap that anyone who can afford an iPhone can churn out between dropping the kids off at soccer practice and going home to a spouse they don’t love anymore! Well, if there’s one thing we at Friendlytown are all about, it’s mass appeal and being people pleasers.
So, sit back, relax and enjoy an hour of the finest new programming that FAPTV has to offer. The best part about podcasting it is that you don’t have to stare at the ranter’s face. Continue reading
Sonic-Simon Takes the Grove (3.30.18)
THE SECRET’S OUT IN THE SECRET CITY! Get your tickets here (via Paypal) or by calling that number! Continue reading
Sonic-Simon 2018: Flour to the People (Tour Recap)
ALRIGHT! Now that we are finally home and I’ve had a few days to recover while still being incredibly far behind on just about every imaginable element of my life, it’s high time for me to throw together a thoughtless recap of the third Sonic-Simon tour, Flour to the People! I mean it; if I … Continue reading
076: Friendlytown Throws a Shitty Music Festival!
On this episode, our special celebrity guest host FATHER JAY FOGGYBITS as he brings the Friendlytown City Council together to present their special VIP package ideas, dream lineups, and maybe even share a few song/sound samples for the people. Admission to the Friendlytown Music Festival (name to be decided at this show) will be $392.15 ($592.15 VIP package where you get to sleep in a trailer), but listening to this episode is FREE FREE FREEEEEE so tune on in. Continue reading
075: The Friendlytown Winter Olympics!
Subscribe on iTunes here! Cue the trumpets, light that flame, and if we ever get Bob Costas on the phone, tell him that NBC better not sue us again! Pyeongchang isn’t the only place with a frozen Olympiad going on next week. On this episode, our city council shares new ideas for Winter Olympic Sports, … Continue reading
Zines for Sale on the Sonic-Simon Tour next Weekend
ONE WEEK UNTIL 3 SONIC 3 SIMON KICKS OFF AND HEADS UP TO INDY. Just like every tour ever, Sean and I will both be scrambling at the last minute to cobble everything together (Sonic-Simon Pins, ‘Flour to the People’ Promotional Posters we will sign as any celebrity you choose…) and inevitably forget something crucial. … Continue reading
074: Friendlytown Needs to Explain this Mess!
Woof. Look at all this crap we’ve accumulated. Look at our to-go list, piling up and getting garbled with all the other data on our city’s computers. Guess the only thing to do is call in an expert – Professional Mess Consultant Carson Barnes! Just look at him! He knows his way around a mess! But can he help us deal with OURS? Listen and find out.
Recorded Live at the Pilot Light February 5, 2017, Knoxville TN Continue reading
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