095: Friendlytown Recounts Its War of Independence (1979-1981)
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095: Friendlytown Recounts Its War of Independence (1979-1981)

If you’ve read your Friendlytown history books, you know that our town was once an unincorporated territory split by QEDopolis and Bonhomieburg until July 2, 1981. Our Independence Day always gets overshadowed by the U.S. one on the 4th, but not this year. This year, we’re getting our best storytellers to hype up the people, places and events in our contentious, surprisingly bloody fight for autonomy. Our Mayors in the Friendlytown Historical Society will re-enact pivotal moments during the war, regale us with tales of the many battles, and impersonate some of the great Friendlytown war heroes. Continue reading

094: Friendlytown Couple’s Skate!
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094: Friendlytown Couple’s Skate!

Ah, youth! Unfathomable in this day and age! Alas, youth continues to happen and these youths need a place to go to flourish. That’s why we opened up the Friendlytown Skate n’ Dash, where the fine young people of our fair town can go skate and have a good time and be complimentary to one another in a variety of manners. It’s Couples Skate night and we want all of these couples to showcase their best qualities as the onlookers look on! Will they get along? Will they do the opposite of getting along? Will they do the Bart Man in the middle of the skate floor and inspire others to do the same? Only one way to find out! Continue reading

092: Friendlytown Psychic Hotline!
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092: Friendlytown Psychic Hotline!

If you have love and life questions, call Friendlytown Psychic Hotline for a free reading and get the answers YOU NEED. Join us as we unveil our town’s brand new service that lets you know the REAL secrets behind your destiny. Our Psychics are telling us that this episode is GREAT and if you don’t listen, a misfortune will befall you! (Misfortune may vary between losing your chapstick, and setting off a sequence of events that will result in the heat-death of the universe). CHOOSE WISELY. Continue reading

091: Friendlytown Goes Virtual!
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091: Friendlytown Goes Virtual!

Mannnnnn. We’ve really done it now. We accidentally digitized all of Friendlytown into a virtual world, including all of its mayors/citizens! Now they’re going to have to escape through a series of challenges devised by some sort of mastermind that’s been pulling the strings all this time! They don’t even know the games that they may play! Can we escape from this Original Sci-Fi Movie(tm) in time for the council meeting to really start in the real world? Probably not, but we’ll have an audience of people watching every move we make! Continue reading

089: Friendlytown Presents “Home Groan Pun Battle!”
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089: Friendlytown Presents “Home Groan Pun Battle!”

CHECK IT OUT IT’S THE RETURN OF FRIENDLYTOWN RADIO! Sorry for the long delay, but we had a lot of stuff to tend to over this past month, and again, we don’t make any money off of this insanely fun use of our time. 

This week’s edition featured the very funny Kelly Morgan and Glenn Reed traversing the mountains from Asheville to host Friendlytown’s first-ever PUN BATTLE! We had almost 9 citizens and mayors draw their pun-swords and face off in the simultaneously best and worst competition involving pithy plays on words. Either way, it was PUNbelievable (NONE OF YOU HAD BETTER STEAL THAT GOLD RIGHT THERE).  Continue reading

084: Friendlytown Gets Audited!
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084: Friendlytown Gets Audited!

Nothing is certain except death, taxes, and that the smell of the burning remains of the Friendlytown Hummus Factory will forever be in our clothing. But this week, we’re focusing on our taxes.

Friendlytown’s tax revenue department is sending an auditor (Shane Rhyne, CPA) to ask questions about some peculiar deductions and claims made in the Friendlytown tax returns this year. Sit back and watch our comedian residents squirm as they attempt to explain their way out of this mess. 

Come on out and see why the local press has recently said, “This is a show that takes place every Monday.” Continue reading

083: Friendlytown Hosts a REAL Open Mic
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083: Friendlytown Hosts a REAL Open Mic

A note from your guest hosts, The Copy Writers: Hello fellow artists, we would like to give you an opportunity to share your gifts with your fellow craftsman of creativity. We will be hosting an Open Mic at the appropriately grungy Pilot Light. Ripped jeans and scarves are not required but highly encouraged. The night will be filled with the exchange of imagination, such as but not limited to: dramatic readings, songs, interpretive dance, instrumental expression, contortionists, method silence, etc. There’s only one rule: no stand-up comedy. None. Continue reading