080: Friendlytown Used Car Emporium
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080: Friendlytown Used Car Emporium

It’s our 80th show!!! Are you tired of taking the bus and having to bike in the rain while aggro dudes in pickup trucks call you homophobic slurs? Are you tired of having to leech rides off of friends? Do you want to beef up (no pun intended) that carbon footprint of yours? Of course you do! So, look no further than Friendlytown’s Used Car Emporium. We got fields of cars in various states of operability, and wait until you hear from our team of salespeople, including a return from Eastern European sporting legend Bogdan Ivanovich. Recorded live at the Pilot Light, 3/19/18 Continue reading

079: Friendlytown Pizza Party!
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079: Friendlytown Pizza Party!

We successfully sent Mayors Tyler and Sean on a wild goose chase to Cleveland, so we could have all of this delicious, delicious Friendlytown Pizza to ourselves! Listen to us as we eat it and discuss it! LISTEN! Also, listen for a cameo from Mayors Tyler and Sean, who sent us a video via live satellite hookup or something.
So, sit back, relax and enjoy an hour of the finest new programming that FAPTV has to offer. The best part about podcasting it is that you don’t have to stare at the ranter’s face. Continue reading

078: The FAPTV Premiere of ‘Hot Wheelz/Hot Takes!’
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078: The FAPTV Premiere of ‘Hot Wheelz/Hot Takes!’

On March 5, we brought together all of the powers that be from Friendlytown Access, Public Television (FAPTV) to premiere our brand new show, Hot Wheelz / Hot Takes, where we all sit in our cars and complain about banal shit into our phones! If the timbre of the American public and inexplicable popularity of Chewbacca mom are any indication, the people don’t want exhaustively produced programming – they want disposable pap that anyone who can afford an iPhone can churn out between dropping the kids off at soccer practice and going home to a spouse they don’t love anymore! Well, if there’s one thing we at Friendlytown are all about, it’s mass appeal and being people pleasers. 

So, sit back, relax and enjoy an hour of the finest new programming that FAPTV has to offer. The best part about podcasting it is that you don’t have to stare at the ranter’s face. Continue reading

076: Friendlytown Throws a Shitty Music Festival!
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076: Friendlytown Throws a Shitty Music Festival!

On this episode, our special celebrity guest host FATHER JAY FOGGYBITS as he brings the Friendlytown City Council together to present their special VIP package ideas, dream lineups, and maybe even share a few song/sound samples for the people. Admission to the Friendlytown Music Festival (name to be decided at this show) will be $392.15 ($592.15 VIP package where you get to sleep in a trailer), but listening to this episode is FREE FREE FREEEEEE so tune on in. Continue reading

074: Friendlytown Needs to Explain this Mess!
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074: Friendlytown Needs to Explain this Mess!

Woof. Look at all this crap we’ve accumulated. Look at our to-go list, piling up and getting garbled with all the other data on our city’s computers. Guess the only thing to do is call in an expert – Professional Mess Consultant Carson Barnes! Just look at him! He knows his way around a mess! But can he help us deal with OURS? Listen and find out.

Recorded Live at the Pilot Light February 5, 2017, Knoxville TN Continue reading

073: Friendlytown Banishes Mayor Aaron Chasteen!
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073: Friendlytown Banishes Mayor Aaron Chasteen!

After over two long years of having to deal with the scourge of Mayor Chasteen’s talent, charm, and inexorable occasional mustaches, we are finally getting rid of the bastard! He has decided to move to Atlanta, and to that we say: not before we banish you first. So, we have decided to gather many of our city council members (and a few interlopers) to propose why or why not Aaron should be allowed to set foot on Friendlytown soil ever again! Continue reading