THE. TRUTH. IS. OUT. THERE. Or so says our city council. We’ve been hearing a whole bunch of strange accounts of extraterrestrials showing up around town, seen out over the Affable Ocean and even around the burnt ruins of the QEDopolis. This week, Detective Donnie Marsh visits us from places unknown (Chattanooga) to get to the bottom of this. He interviews various Friendlytownspeople about their claims. ARE WE ALONE? WHY IS MY CAPS LOCK STUCK Continue reading
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056: Friendlytown Tries Online Dating!
We just assume every town does this, you know, bringing a consultant in to help us set up an agglomerated dating profile at a city council meeting. Fortunately, Friendlytown’s love guru St. Thomas has all the right questions to get us on the path to sweet, sweet romance. Continue reading
055: Friendlytown Access Public Television (FAPTV) Goes on the Air!
What would our town be without a Public Access Channel? It would be Van Gogh without a brush, truly! So, we took the money we were going to spend on scholarships or something like that, and we opened up a brand new local access network, Friendlytown Access Public Television, or FAPTV. To inaugurate our channel, we invited Pittsburgh local access superstar Jägermeister Templehof (“Yeah, You Like This”) to host the proceedings. We apologize for the lack of visuals on the radio broadcast here, but you can go to the Official FAPTV website here and enjoy everything in all its splendor. Continue reading
054: Friendlytown Gets Fired!
In honor of the (sorta) one-year anniversary of ‘Friendlytown is Hiring,’ we decided to invite our one-man HR department Shane Rhyne back so he could fire our asses! Of course, he had to inform us what we were being fired for and give us a chance to explain ourselves. Listen in! Continue reading
The Best of Friendlytown, 2017 (Compilation)
From the people who brought you ‘Friendlytown Radio’ on iTunes and the ‘Friendlytown’ zine, SURPRISE! it’s our first annual Holiday Mixtape. Have a listen, download for no money or a donation (to help with show expenses in 2018), and bask in the audio of some of the best moments from our shows this year that … Continue reading
Friendlytown’s VHS Xmas Bonanza TONIGHT
FRIENDLYTOWN’S XMAS VHS BONANZA TONIGHT! Come on down to Friendlytown tonight (Pilot Light, 7:30pm) to witness what can only be described as ‘regrettable culture’ at its finest. Chicago comedian Tom Wisdom has been running ‘VHS Comedy’ in his hometown for a while now, and he’s bringing it to Knoxville for the first time tonight with … Continue reading
052: Friendlytown’s One-Year Anniversary Show!
As Friendlytown’s founding fathers used to say: FUCK YEAH! WE MADE IT. One a scale of one to “a Solar Eclipse happened on that day” how proud are you of us? In celebration, we got all of our coolest mayors back together to systematically revisit meetings they couldn’t be there for (or were and just wanted to redo), and THE RESULTS WILL ASTOUND YOU. Continue reading
051: Friendlytown’s Midlife Crisis!
It’s almost Friendlytown’s One Year Anniversary! One year is already incredibly old in comedy-show years, so it’s time for us to pursue our REAL dreams. We’ve been giving, giving, giving for our whole goddamn life and it’s time to do something for ourselves, goddamnit! So, we’re getting together and figuring out the most productive way for our community to enjoy our midlife crisis without tearing apart our family, or something. Listen in! Continue reading
050: Friendlytown Never Actually Saw That Movie!
Sometimes, running our wacky town can be pretty demanding, so you can’t blame Mayor St. Thomas for wanting a quiet night in! Tonight, he’s just gonna kick back, flip through his TV Guide, and pick a movie to watch. Trouble is, he’s also an indecisive man. So, he’s gonna invite a bunch of good buddies/dealers to stop by, and he’s gonna ask them for their synopses and opinions of some of the finest movies ever made (that they’ve totally seen! really! like, not lying at all to run off the edges). HAPPY 50TH EPISODE. Continue reading
062: Friendlytown Has Too Many Hot Dogs!
On October 30, 2017, we in Friendlytown decided, ONCE AND FOR ALL, to do something about this insane hot dog surplus. Mayor Tyler explains it in more detail at the beginning of this episode, but we weren’t proud of our situation. Fortunately, internationally renowned HDDM (Hot Dog Demolition Man) came to town from Columbus to deliver us from evil/hot dogs. This is the broadcast of what happened on that night. Continue reading