CHECK IT OUT IT’S THE RETURN OF FRIENDLYTOWN RADIO! Sorry for the long delay, but we had a lot of stuff to tend to over this past month, and again, we don’t make any money off of this insanely fun use of our time.
This week’s edition featured the very funny Kelly Morgan and Glenn Reed traversing the mountains from Asheville to host Friendlytown’s first-ever PUN BATTLE! We had almost 9 citizens and mayors draw their pun-swords and face off in the simultaneously best and worst competition involving pithy plays on words. Either way, it was PUNbelievable (NONE OF YOU HAD BETTER STEAL THAT GOLD RIGHT THERE). Continue reading
Nothing is certain except death, taxes, and that the smell of the burning remains of the Friendlytown Hummus Factory will forever be in our clothing. But this week, we’re focusing on our taxes.
Friendlytown’s tax revenue department is sending an auditor (Shane Rhyne, CPA) to ask questions about some peculiar deductions and claims made in the Friendlytown tax returns this year. Sit back and watch our comedian residents squirm as they attempt to explain their way out of this mess.
Come on out and see why the local press has recently said, “This is a show that takes place every Monday.” Continue reading
A note from your guest hosts, The Copy Writers: Hello fellow artists, we would like to give you an opportunity to share your gifts with your fellow craftsman of creativity. We will be hosting an Open Mic at the appropriately grungy Pilot Light. Ripped jeans and scarves are not required but highly encouraged. The night will be filled with the exchange of imagination, such as but not limited to: dramatic readings, songs, interpretive dance, instrumental expression, contortionists, method silence, etc. There’s only one rule: no stand-up comedy. None. Continue reading
(Live at the Pilot Light 4/2/18) FRIENDLYTOWN NEEDS A PATRON SAINT! Someone to look to when we require comfort and clarity in spite of hearing Uncle Terrence tell us for the fiftieth time how he won that wing-eating contest in Ann Arbor almost 15 years ago now (those poor butterflies). But who, or what, would best soothe (or exacerbate) the struggles and strife of Friendlytown living?
Hosted by the Pastor of the Friendlytown Non-Denominational Churthedralgogsque (Chur-thee-drul-gogsk), Beth Tomkins. Continue reading
What a mess. Friendlytown hosted a music festival and now the entire town is in tatters! Cars have been ransacked, buildings have been overturned, statues have been defaced (no really, someone knocked the faces off all our statues) and now it is up to the Friendlytown Town Council to fix everything!
The Council has appointed Mayor Sean as the Emergency Crisis Management Czar and given him power to call upon the other mayors of Friendlytown to concoct solutions to the multitude of festival shenanigans. Tune in and hear about how they fixed things up while magically staying under budget! Continue reading
It’s our 80th show!!! Are you tired of taking the bus and having to bike in the rain while aggro dudes in pickup trucks call you homophobic slurs? Are you tired of having to leech rides off of friends? Do you want to beef up (no pun intended) that carbon footprint of yours? Of course you do! So, look no further than Friendlytown’s Used Car Emporium. We got fields of cars in various states of operability, and wait until you hear from our team of salespeople, including a return from Eastern European sporting legend Bogdan Ivanovich. Recorded live at the Pilot Light, 3/19/18 Continue reading
We successfully sent Mayors Tyler and Sean on a wild goose chase to Cleveland, so we could have all of this delicious, delicious Friendlytown Pizza to ourselves! Listen to us as we eat it and discuss it! LISTEN! Also, listen for a cameo from Mayors Tyler and Sean, who sent us a video via live satellite hookup or something.
So, sit back, relax and enjoy an hour of the finest new programming that FAPTV has to offer. The best part about podcasting it is that you don’t have to stare at the ranter’s face. Continue reading
On this episode, our special celebrity guest host FATHER JAY FOGGYBITS as he brings the Friendlytown City Council together to present their special VIP package ideas, dream lineups, and maybe even share a few song/sound samples for the people. Admission to the Friendlytown Music Festival (name to be decided at this show) will be $392.15 ($592.15 VIP package where you get to sleep in a trailer), but listening to this episode is FREE FREE FREEEEEE so tune on in. Continue reading
Subscribe on iTunes here! Cue the trumpets, light that flame, and if we ever get Bob Costas on the phone, tell him that NBC better not sue us again! Pyeongchang isn’t the only place with a frozen Olympiad going on next week. On this episode, our city council shares new ideas for Winter Olympic Sports, … Continue reading
Woof. Look at all this crap we’ve accumulated. Look at our to-go list, piling up and getting garbled with all the other data on our city’s computers. Guess the only thing to do is call in an expert – Professional Mess Consultant Carson Barnes! Just look at him! He knows his way around a mess! But can he help us deal with OURS? Listen and find out.
Recorded Live at the Pilot Light February 5, 2017, Knoxville TN Continue reading