On this episode, our special celebrity guest host FATHER JAY FOGGYBITS as he brings the Friendlytown City Council together to present their special VIP package ideas, dream lineups, and maybe even share a few song/sound samples for the people. Admission to the Friendlytown Music Festival (name to be decided at this show) will be $392.15 ($592.15 VIP package where you get to sleep in a trailer), but listening to this episode is FREE FREE FREEEEEE so tune on in. Continue reading
Subscribe on iTunes here! Cue the trumpets, light that flame, and if we ever get Bob Costas on the phone, tell him that NBC better not sue us again! Pyeongchang isn’t the only place with a frozen Olympiad going on next week. On this episode, our city council shares new ideas for Winter Olympic Sports, … Continue reading
Woof. Look at all this crap we’ve accumulated. Look at our to-go list, piling up and getting garbled with all the other data on our city’s computers. Guess the only thing to do is call in an expert – Professional Mess Consultant Carson Barnes! Just look at him! He knows his way around a mess! But can he help us deal with OURS? Listen and find out.
Recorded Live at the Pilot Light February 5, 2017, Knoxville TN Continue reading
After over two long years of having to deal with the scourge of Mayor Chasteen’s talent, charm, and inexorable occasional mustaches, we are finally getting rid of the bastard! He has decided to move to Atlanta, and to that we say: not before we banish you first. So, we have decided to gather many of our city council members (and a few interlopers) to propose why or why not Aaron should be allowed to set foot on Friendlytown soil ever again! Continue reading
This week, we were visited by the very wealthy, important, and black-wearing smartphone mogul Stevia Jobs. She was very patient with our city council members, as we presented ideas for the next big thing in Phone apps. She did not approve of any of them, and then she hid, onstage, for the last 5 minutes of the show. It was great. Continue reading
The Goblins – tough, self-made, multi-millionaire and billionaire tycoons – continue their search to invest in the best businesses and products that Friendlytown has to offer. The Goblins will once again give people from all walks of life the chance to chase the American dream and potentially secure business deals that could make them millionaires.
The Goblins are billionaires Harnald Gravvsund, world famous explorer, cartographer and builder of fine ships; dog taxidermy mogul Ethel Mord; and legendary adult film actor and producer Jank Plowgood. Continue reading
The Friendlytown Piss Goblins football team are in a bad way this season! And the only solution we’ve found is, no matter how much money it costs our city, to blame everything on the overpaid coach and fire him! So, we need a new one. Time for open auditions, or at least a forum for our townspeople to submit ideas for who or what will bring the Pissgoblins back to their 1998 glory! OH WHY CAN’T IT BE 1998 AGAIN WHY Continue reading
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Everything Thanksgiving here in Friendlytown, we get together at Friendlytown Hall to tell the people just what we’re thankful for. Our chief Thanksgiver, Saint Thomas, took the helm this go-round. Want to know what we’re thankful for? Like, REALLY thankful? Then tune in you silly goose! Continue reading
Our local Pagemaster, Jaxx, takes the reigns for this, the premiere meeting of the Friendlytown Book Club! One by one, we get to chat about some super meaningful books that Jaxx handed to us as we got onstage. In some cases, like that of Dissenting Mayor Pamela, people came prepared with their own insane books to discuss. This was a great night. Enjoy listening to us philosophize our way through this one. Continue reading
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