Compiled in 2019.

Evergreen, so I decided to hit “Publish.”

• That “HOW DARE YOU” Hippo Lady from ‘Rocko’s Modern Life’
• The guitarist who replaces Dewey in his former band in School of Rock
• That first Dictators album, “Go Girl Crazy”
• Whenever Peggy angrily impersonates Hank on “King of the Hill”
• Watching my cat figure out what to do about this bug
• Brian McCann as “fun hole” guy from Late Night w/ Conan in the early 00’s
• That time Conan O’Brien played 1864 baseball on Long Island
• The football coach in Not Another Teen Movie
• That guy who narrated his shit by counting down in the bathroom of the Times Square Virgin Megastore in 1998
• That time on “welcome freshman” when Billy Cushman farted the Hawthorne High football team to victory
• Breatheairians
• This completely serious mailer I got about saving the youth of America from vaping
• That face Emil Sitka makes as he shifts the car into gear and drives away after the hood lands on his head in that Three Stooges short
• The Norbert the Giraffe Incident at the Makers Summit in Chattanooga, 2019 (cf. Sean Simoneau)
• The Australian Emu War (1932)
• Any time Richard Simmons and David Letterman are in the same room.
• The pig who yelled “I’m a wild pig!” on Rocko’s Modern Life.